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When someone is being followed across a muddy trail, their
footprints are a giveaway to many aspects of their behavior.
Following A Crowd Shoes is what they should be wearing to
confuse and mislead their pursuers.
Here's how they work:
Two large snow shoe type platforms (referred to as the
shoe" are fitted with a number of different shoe soles. Each sole is
connected by a series of levers to a motor that moves them
around to a different position every time the mother shoe takes a
step forward. The power supply is contained in a back-pack with
the extra weight adding to the deception by causing the shoes to
make deeper marks in soft ground.
This means that every step creates the impression that either a
small group of people is moving along chaotically or a multi-legged
person is being pursued.
At random intervals some of the shoe impressions will look like the
feet are facing sideways, with the person walking like a crab or
even backwards and one or more of the levers may telescope out
a few feet to the one side to add to the deviated cadence.
Everything is calculated to cause maximum uncertainty.
Following A Crowd Shoes work best on a soft ground such as
would normally be encountered when going through a
forest. A more subtle version that leaves chaotic scuff marks on
the polished floors of an office environment is being developed.
||Causing maximum uncertainty except for the
direction they went.
||Some zag or circling may help.
||//except for the direction they went//
||To solve this problem use an unusually powerful hoverboard, a
sort of telescoping marionette-gantry and a much better sense of
balance than I have.
||Actually, no. The answer is a drone, because the answer is
always a drone. If the drone used a blockchain, that would clearly
be even better.
||This would also be a good idea for not getting spotted by
security cameras. Oh wait, no it wouldnt.
||Two pairs and a soft sandy seashore could leave dance
diagrams on the sand.
||I think most people are multi-legged.
||why not 4 plex shoes for two feet?