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Now I don't have a full blown sample, but I do have something there
and this provided me with hours of creative fun and entertainment
as a kid in the bathtub, shaping my penis into different characters, a
theater of one. Many an hour I would consternate as the puppet
master over direction, guiding
my partially hooded leading member
through an improvised tradge-comedic repertoire. Sadly I was a kid
before cell phone cameras and so all of those cobras, nuns and
shadow theater figures were lost to posterity. Would that I could
have had a foreskin armature implant to have saved some of the
greatest hits of those poses, they really were subtlety nuanced as I
remember, at least to be able to save them for a second opinion,
rather than have to wonder whether my high opinion of my own
talents was a little biased.
This might lead to penis-theater -- cellphone edited video with only
penises for actors.
[JesusHChrist, Feb 19 2014]
||Heh-heh...votes but no annos...
||The hooded knight lives on...
||You have brought back to me the bubbly bath-time equine-y solo shadow puppet theater explorations of youth.
I'm not sure that's a good thing, but it is certainly a thing,... and you have done it.
Sometimes as a wee (heh I said wee) one, I would pinch the end closed to see how much it would inflate while urinating.
||Fuck. I just said that out loud, didn't I?
||We must never cross streams. Bad things will happen I just know it.
||//Armature// Sp.: Immature