Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Funeral Buffet
Coffin-top buffet.
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Ever get hungry sitting in the middle of a funeral, but you would feel to guilty to just get up and head off to the local McDonald's? Well, search no further. We've taken the traditional floral arrangements that sit atop the coffin and replaced it with a hearty, critically-acclaimed twenty-three course buffet! Yes, we WERE able to fit that much food on top of Uncle George! Everything you need to mourn the loss of a loved one in style.

jeneliyan, Nov 28 2000

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       Thats in bad "taste."

barnzenen, Nov 28 2000
  

       Baked-meats.

hello_c, Nov 29 2000
  

       At least clean-up is a breeze.

phoenix, Dec 06 2001
  

       you bored phoenix????

po, Dec 06 2001
  

       I've often thought, could I annotate every idea on the 1/2B? On-topic, funeral buffets are pretty baked, admittedly not in church, but surreptitious eating in church is also baked. Making the spread more copious might get in the way of the hymn-singing.

pottedstu, Dec 06 2001
  

       Not looking to annotate every idea, but I'm trying to vote on every one. Lots of catching up to do.

phoenix, Dec 06 2001
  

       That depends if you're burying or cremating. Think of all the pollutants in the packaging going up in smoke/down to feed the worms. Or the waste of good china (maybe that's where china clay comes from?)   

       I'm riding the [random] button a lot myself, but I'm finding most of the ideas have been left to die in peace for a reason.

pottedstu, Dec 06 2001
  

       SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE!

Ala, Jan 13 2002
  

       If you have leftovers after the buffet..would you ask the funeral director for a "body bag" to take em home in?

Ala, Jan 18 2002
  
      
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