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Ever get hungry sitting in the middle of a funeral, but you would feel to guilty to just get up and head off to the local McDonald's? Well, search no further. We've taken the traditional floral arrangements that sit atop the coffin and replaced it with a hearty, critically-acclaimed twenty-three course
buffet! Yes, we WERE able to fit that much food on top of Uncle George! Everything you need to mourn the loss of a loved one in style.
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At least clean-up is a breeze. |
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I've often thought, could I annotate every idea on the 1/2B? On-topic, funeral buffets are pretty baked, admittedly not in church, but surreptitious eating in church is also baked. Making the spread more copious might get in the way of the hymn-singing. |
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Not looking to annotate every idea, but I'm trying to vote on every one. Lots of catching up to do. |
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That depends if you're burying or cremating. Think of all the pollutants in the packaging going up in smoke/down to feed the worms. Or the waste of good china (maybe that's where china clay comes from?) |
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I'm riding the [random] button a lot myself, but I'm finding most of the ideas have been left to die in peace for a reason. |
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SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE! |
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If you have leftovers after the buffet..would you ask the funeral director for a "body bag" to take em home in? |
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