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Futuristic Fails

Jet pack burns and deafens. New and funny sicknesses etc
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Movie starts in kitchen where kid says:what's for breakfast? What do you want asks the father wearing an apron. Holding his finger to his throat he calls out "breakfast". "Good morning fast delivery here, how can we help you Bob? I said breakfast. Hello Bob. We are experiencing some trouble with our software. Do you say you wish to purchase a bicycle? No. I said breakfast. Thank you for confirming your purchase. A bell is heard and the refrigerator notifies: two cucumbers have been added do you wish to eat them now. Also, your doorbell is ringing. It is your friend jack. Do you wish to let him in?

Android robot walks to door opens it bows and says in welcome to the system has been hacked by %€srqj48... Jack enters the room with jet pack and everything blows around and starts burning.

In the next scene bob is taken by an automatic stretcher to the immediate ambulance which takes him erroneously to the shining recycling factory and he is fed to the plastic and tire clean incinerator near the city's dump where poor people living in shacks save his life.

Finally the family takes a vacation flocking together with their jetpacks moving slowly in the thick traffic while scorching the people below and starting a forest fire. One of the kids is looking at a grape vine and his mother sends him a warning to his leash: don't touch that! It's not standard taste. As they sit down to the picnic an advertisement freezes their minds telling them about the dangers of nature and offering them a surround movie experience to be downloaded to their brains once they enter their home.

pashute, Dec 20 2013

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       //As they sit down to the picnic an advertisement freezes their minds telling them about the dangers of nature and offering them a surround movie experience to be downloaded to their brains once they enter their home.// This bit at least is widely known to exist if not well baked.
pocmloc, Dec 20 2013
  

       Genetically engineered cat wags its tail and cuddles up to family as they enter home, only to be eaten by genetically engineered chicken pet named Green-Peas.
pashute, Dec 24 2013
  

       Robot refuses to do job, since its against its newly acquired "religion" of "antihumanism".
pashute, Jan 05 2014
  
      
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