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ARE YOUR OFFSPRING SO SOFT AND YELLOW-BELLIED THEY CAN'T LIFT A @#$%-@#%-ED TINKER-TOY? DO THEY SLEEP IN PAST THE INCREDIBLE HOUR OF OH-SEVENHUNDRED? J&^%#-C&^%$T THAT'S THE %$#@ING MIDDLE OF THE DAY! ^%@-&^%#$! MAYBE THEY TAKE AFTER THEIR GREASY PARENTS! WHY, JUST LOOKIN' AT YOU MAKES ME WANT TO THROW
UP!
THEY NEED SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED PT, MAGGOT! AND IT'S YOUR GOD-GIVEN JOB TO PROVIDE IT! AND IT'S MY PRIVILEGE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THE MEANS, THE DRIVE, AND THE DESIRE TO DO SO!
I PRESENT TO YOU MAGGOTS, A SOLUTION SO PERFECT IT'LL MAKE YOU WANT TO KISS THE PUSS-ROTTING FEET OF YOUR UGLY AUNT MYRTLE! THIS IS NO PIP-SQUEAK'S PLAYSKOOL PLASTIC, THIS IS THE MARINE CORPS PLAYSET, IN MY FAVORITE COLOR! IT IS EEE-QUIPPED WITH CLIMBING WALLS, MUD PITS, CRAWLING LOGS, RAPELLING ROPES, SWINGING WEIGHT BALANCE BEAMS, PULLEY-STOCKS AND MONKEY-BARS! THERE IS SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED!
BOOHYAH!
At ease.
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RS has left his pc logged in AGAIN! |
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//DO THEY SLEEP IN PAST THE INCREDIBLE HOUR OF OH-SEVENHUNDRED?// |
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Only if the marines themselves
come with detachable heads and
matching body bags.
That would be really good at
showing the idiocy of
war/joining the army. |
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Joining the Army is monumentally dumb, when one can join God's gift to mankind, the Marine Corps! We don't talk about paper-pushing Army pansies! Now, drop and give me 20! |
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- Sir, permission to go potty, daddy, SIR! |
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- Denied you little worm. Now, climb that %%@$# wall before I kick you over it. |
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//Now, drop and give me 20!// Is that like "Gimme five", four times over? |
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"wouldn't come out here mom, I'm a-layin these here pudding mines to catch out sis' " |
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KILL, KILL blood makes the grass grow! Eat sh*t and bark at the moon! |
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Great idea. Next: coast guard playset. Every bit as good as the navy playset, but nobody likes it. |
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Note: I always thought it was Hoo-ah. |
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It may have been ... until Paris and Nicole slept through the entire Fort Bragg population one night in 2004. |
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At which point the battle cry became "When did this turn green?" |
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"Do it now or I'll get your Mother out here and we'll have ourselves a live fire exercise!" |
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Hmm, how to sell a mud pit. Dehydrated? Just add water, hole not included. |
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