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I like this idea, only I think it should be run by the government.
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This is an invention for walkman listeners, to get the effect of listening to pounding base with tiny speakers. The speakers will be in a hygenic pod and will be welded to the inside of the sternum, the tiny pulses will cause a vibration that causes your whole rib-cage to pound. Although it won't actually
be loud, it will feel loud and won't disturb fellow commuters.
Also this will enable deaf people to listen to dance music on a walkman.p
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May also be used for therapeutic massage. Cystic Fibrosis sufferers may benefit? |
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Will it be felt, as in the case of rolling-boom-boxes, by neighbo(u)ring commuters and the like? |
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Accoustic (de)fibrillation? |
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doesn't gastro mean stomach? |
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I'd have named the idea "Sternaphonic" ("sterna" is a plural of "sternum"), and let people wonder if I was punning "Stereophonic". |
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savage beast/breast-a-phonic |
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Use the breathing diaphragm as a tympanic membrane. |
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Heart murmurs will be simply drowned out? |
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Came back after I realized the possibilities if it was a gastronomic amplifier... |
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//will be welded to the inside of the sternum// does this mean I can get one fitted at my local garage?
I only wish I had more than one croissant! |
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"won't disturb fellow commuters...Also this will enable deaf people to listen to dance music on a walkman." |
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Um, why? If you're on a train, you've got some pretty good bass rumbles going already, without any need for portable gimmicks. |
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When you go for your annual exam, put a tape/disc in your walkman that plays stethoscope recordings of very obscure maladies to give your physician a cheap thrill. |
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Thought this was some kind of drugs reference. |
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Regarding the name, it's close enough and I liked the ring of gastrophonic, it rolls out nicely. |
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This device will quite possibly lead to digestive problems through increased peristalsis ie: insufficient time for the stomach to absorb the nutrients, could be used as a form of weight loss. Additionally it may be marketed as an ab-erciser when played at Max Volume. |
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