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The latest in our retro munitions series, the Gazoontdart is portable, silent and potentially lethal.
A dual tripod system holds the barrel rigidly in place, the marksman's head rests snuggly in a Velcro strapped halo, and a valved snorkel is clamped firmly between his or her teeth.
A dart, (coatings
optional), is fed into the chamber and once a target is acquired a push button dispenses a small cloud of aerosolized pepper particles directly into the olfactory trigger. The ensuing sneeze propels a tiny projectile at up to 85% of the speed of sound or 630 Mph. [link]
For recoil activated Bless You recording add an additional $ 29.95 plus shipping and handling. Packets of camouflaged tissue currently not in stock.
CHOOOOO! [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 09 2005]
Not what I was looking for, but...
IFA pormotes to develop sport blowgun which anybody can enjoy [wagster, Jul 10 2005]
||Is this all that remains of the once proud Pnuematic Spear Snorkel Company? I thought they went out of business.
||Martyrdom is one thing. Getting covered in great swirling clods of snot is quite another. + for you, call the Pentagon.
||I could swear I have seen tribal guys firing blowguns with their noses. Let see if I can link that.
||Me too [bung], but I'm damned if I can find it.
||I Googled for nasal blowpipes also,
since I couldn't figure out why anyone
would use their nose rather than their
mouth. I didn't fine anything, but I did
find the following:
back through a blowpipe when you have
it up to a flame. You must use the nose
to breathe in and use the blowpipe only
Perhaps this anno
belongs under "Instructions on
||HA HA has the world gone mad? +
||//Um... so how do you aim?//