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We all know about how, in movies and such, if there is a bad act on stage, people throw rotten food at them. Why wait until food is rotten to throw it? Why not just make a baggy of generic food, about the consistency of petroleum jelly, and throw that at them? Better yet, just sell the equipment to package
your own leftovers, and instructions on how to blend it all together, so that when you don't like what you see, you can let them know it.
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Food throwing is generally more frowned upon than TV purports. |
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Throw bags of fresh processed food at comedians you dislike. Got it. Or did you invent the food processor instructions? |
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I keep reading this as Genetic Tossing Food. |
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//Better yet, just sell the equipment to package your own leftovers, and instructions on how to blend it all together// |
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This would probably result in people tossing their cookies. |
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