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In my town it is usual that when you walk by a house at night, you get spotted by a motion detector and a bright light flicks on. A light like constructionworkers use at dusk. It's a burglar deterrent.
I propose a garden gnome with the motion detector built in.
The light shines out the eyes and
they follow you.
Gnome Defense
G_2eN_2eO_2eM_2eE_2e_99_20Defense
These gnomes were lethal. [Amos Kito, Sep 30 2008]
the spot light part is baked
http://www.seacoast..._garden_statue.html
[xandram, Oct 02 2008]
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This would completely obliterate the novelty of using psychadelics. + |
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Tending a little crop of magic mushrooms in every front yard on the planet. |
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Baked in Invader Zim - they also shoot lasers. |
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Gnomes with frikkin' lasers? Scary. |
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Baked in "The Curse of the Were-Rabbit" (Aardman animations). |
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a gnome spotlight could just focus on a ...... gnome and then .... shoot ! |
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Yay! Gnomore of the little bastards! |
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...they have to mumble to each other, too... and giggle, evilly. |
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In a language that no-one else can understand. |
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Welsh. Ideal for mumbling in, and making others feel excluded. |
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We had a Welshman visit our home today. Seemed decent enough, so I guess he'll be back later this evening with his felt slippers and a padded sack. |
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Gotta get me some gnomes with frickin' laser beams on their heads... |
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In Cheshire, there's an old nursery rhyme, taught so children as infants; "Taffy was a welshman, Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to my house and stole apiece of beef...." |
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Prejudice against the Welsh in the Marches has diminished over the milennia; it really has, you just need special highly sensetive instrumentation to detect it. |
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//Welsh. Ideal for mumbling in, and making others feel excluded.// The Mumbles. |
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I believe it's no longer legal to shoot any Welshman found on the streets of Chester after midnight. |
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I've been to Wales. It was like being in England, only better. What beautifull countryside, what lovely sheep, what friendly people. I don't understand this ranting at Wales. Wales is good. It's like New Zealand, only closer to home, a bit colder, a bit smaller, a bit more hospitable. |
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I propose we stop ranting against Wales and every thing Welsh and put this energy in ranting at the devil and his mother. |
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They're both Welsh, as I recall. |
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Hmm, sounds like [zeno] has been possessed by an evil (Welsh) spirit. Nothing else could account for such deranged babbling. |
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<Rummages in box for Bell, Book and Candle> |
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