Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Gourmet Man Milk
“The real price of everything, what everything really costs to the man who wants to acquire it, is the toil and trouble of acquiring it.” - Adam Smith
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Though rare, men can lactate.

The exceeding rarity of hu man milk begets its value.

Only the most opulent, distinguished tastes can manage to imbibe it.

Coming soon to your local posh Korova Milkbar.


nihilo, May 25 2006

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       What is the invention? Serving it at a milk bar?

Texticle, May 25 2006
  

       The harvesting of human milk culled from teats of lactating men to sell at exorbitant prices to the decadent. Did you not notice that no one is doing it?

nihilo, May 25 2006
  

       _______ milk.

reensure, May 25 2006
  

       Culled? I don't like the sound of that. <backs away shielding nipples>

Texticle, May 25 2006
  

       Revolting but logical. Bun.

wagster, May 25 2006
  

       De gustibus non est disputandum. Nunc est bibendum. Suntne vacci laeti?

nihilo, May 25 2006
  

       wow. brilliant!

sninctown, May 25 2006
  
      
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