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In cargo cult's capital city there is a
of moving the natives around called The
Subway. In days gone by it was a dank
dangerous place, and during my frequent
times there, I have witnessed troupes of
Guardian Angels who went from car to
watching and protecting the fearful
Happily those days seem to be a thing of
the past, and entertainers have taken
place, blowing saxophones and providing
other musical accompaniments in
exchange for a few coins.
I have also observed that these carriages
are festooned with shiny vertical poles,
most suitable in nature for that other
favourite form of entertainment and
exercise in Cargo-land, that of Pole
So, I propose that the redundant
Angels be retrained as wandering pole
dancers, destined to move from car to
in the subterranean world of trains,
simultaneously delighting and protecting
their captive audiences.
They would find their true form especially
in the late evenings when the trains were
nearly empty and there was ample space
for them to swing their legs out and spin
around the numerous poles in
synchronised unison down the length a
a fine outfit to behold [xenzag, Sep 12 2008]
||but where will they carry their badges ?
||They will be accompanied by bouncers: Guardian Angel Guardian Angels. In the future, when people's sexually instinctive wings have been clipped, the recursives can sumo wrestle in the aisles. +
||If their bouncers are "accompanying" them, I, for one, will not watch. Although, these days, un-natural behavior in the bouncer department seems to be popular. As you were, then.
||rather aged for pole dancing, surely?
||the guardian angels! Hey Bubs, where ya been?
||There are a lot of recently unemployed Poles here in Ireland. Maybe they could go and assist with the dancing?
||(reads halflame tag lines: Quote from UB "none of this is real".... is it really him?)
||//guardian angel pole dancers// mind the GAP dancers
||Everything is real - except your perception, that's been prerecorded to save time.