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Summer, and the season for scanty clothes. But often
these hot weather clothes (and here at BUNGCO we mean
ladies clothes, as male BUNGCO employees wear their
corduroys year round) lack pockets. Where to store the
phone? Tucked into the waistband? The bra? Lashed to an
arm? While jogging?
People make do the best they can.
And nearly as important in US society, where to store the
gun? Now that we are to go about armed, the issue of gun
storage is even more pressing. But guns are so unwieldy.
BUNGCO is all about protection of the scantily clad. And
rather then some sort of "phone gun" or "phone shaped gun"
or "bra pocket for gun" we present the "Gun app!" Gun and
phone, both! Clip a small bit of plastic hardware
(containing bullets!) onto the top of your phone then stow
it wherever you stow it. When its shooting time, pull up
the app and blaze away at the baddies. Use of the gun app
automaticaly starts the videocamera, so you can record
what transpires in case there are questions later, or you
are shooting at Bigfoot and it gets away.
Available in pink, and white. Bullets sold separately.
||maybe with it we can get nice red ribbons that say
that we're proud to be listened on by Big Brother?
||I'm reasonably certain that the NSA has been monitoring
the 'bakery since 1995. If I'm correct, I've no doubt that
we're in the "harmless but worth keeping tabs on" file.