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Halfbaked Order Of Bakers

A halfbaked name card for you to flirt through that see-through plastic bit in your wallet/purse and keyfob
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For a minimal fee of say eight Dollars/Pounds,whatever(or a few million Lire)payed to the HB. You recieve a credit sized card with:

'Member of the 'Halfbaked Order OF Bakers' emblazed across the middle and a few lines of certification including your name typed by an old typewriter.

(insert name here) 'has exhibited and otherwise demonstrated the stirling qualities of Half Bake'sm. By order of (insert bakerperson here)

You also recieve a quality croissant and fishbone identity keyfob.

Like the tradditional 'Order of Old Bastards ' a percentage of the cost to flirt your card and keyring goes to a certain nominated charity.

Rules apply upon seeing someone elses card or keyring in that a hearty slap on the back, accompanied with the cheerful salutation "Hello you Odd Baker!"

Failure to produce your card when challenged by fellow bakers,incurs a penalty of one round of drinks,or hopping around the bar or any close public place whittering to yourself.

Re-edited as to not confuse or insult.

skinflaps, May 06 2004

Card Carrying Halfbaker http://www.halfbake...arrying_20Halfbaker
Yours truly, [thumbwax, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       Is this replacing the HB order of old B'stards?
MikeOliver, May 06 2004
  

       Yep.
skinflaps, May 06 2004
  

       (+) for changing it.
ghillie, May 06 2004
  

       I assume there will be an RFID chip and some type of piezoelectric powered laser built in to the keyfob. + either way.   

       (drat - now I've gone and inspired myself to create a piezoelectic laser idea)
Worldgineer, May 06 2004
  

       Well i'll transfer my croissant if you'll refund my membership money from the other one!
MikeOliver, May 06 2004
  

       Halfbank has'nt cleared it yet.
skinflaps, May 06 2004
  

       It's ok, the cheque will probably bounce anyway!
Have credited 1xcroissant to your account.
MikeOliver, May 06 2004
  

       Oh now we have to whitter to ourselves?
yabba do yabba dabba, May 06 2004
  

       mighty_cheese made id cards back when.
jutta, May 06 2004
  

       <Deliberate missunderstanding of title> I'd like to be number 2+3i in your halfbaked ordering of halfbakers. </DMT>
RobertKidney, May 06 2004
  

       So what's this organization going to be called - H BOOB?
DrCurry, May 06 2004
  

       Look at my face - I'm an HBOOB member.
Letsbuildafort, May 06 2004
  

       What's all the Hooboob, boob?
RayfordSteele, May 06 2004
  

       I have one that Mighty Cheese created for me!
po, May 07 2004
  

       Thank's for the link [thumb] before my time,must have been a lurking lurker back then.
skinflaps, May 07 2004
  
      
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