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A range of high quality ceramic coffee mugs or
beakers*, each one having upon the obverse an HB
username, and caricature or cartoon of a prominent
halfbaker; on the reverse, the text of said
baker's** most-bunned idea.***
A minimum number of annotated ideas would be
required to qualify for
immortalisation in this way.
* Funerary urns also available for the mortal
remains of those unwise enough to try out some
HB ideas in person.
** For [Vernon] something more in the style of a
aspidistra pot may be necessary.
*** Including, where appropriate, text reading "Do not try this at
home, at work, in the middle of a desert, in an underground bunker,
or indeed anywhere that doesn't have another habitable planet
within easy travelling distance"
Prior Art and Copyright acknowledged. [8th of 7, Apr 17 2014]
My most-bunned Idea is actually of modest length. [Vernon, Apr 18 2014]
||Printed in thermochromic ink, of course, so that it only displays when the beaker is filled with hot tea.
The problem though is that although the text of my most-bunned idea will fit comfortably on a small mug, the annotations won't, and it's the annotations that contain most of the good bits.
||The URL and a QR link to the idea would be included.
||I'd think I'd want my ideas' text correctified by a pro writer first.
||Read this as Halfbearkery.
||Must include a warning label: This product warps
space and time in its vincinity.
||//'m sure it could be made to fit as long the font is small enough.//
||Eh ? Yes, you could have a font, which would have even more space
than an aspidistra pot, but if you make it tiny it won't hold enough
water for the christening ...