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Hallowe'en novelty "ghosty" condoms

wouldn't you want some?
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I had a weird dream where these were being given out at a Hallowe'en party.

These condoms were opaque white, with a scary "BOOO" ghost face printed on the ... shall we say... um, the head. But it also had little rubber arms on the sides, extended in an "i'm gonna get'cha" pose, and the whole condom looked like a funny cartoon ghost.

The attraction was that those little arms were deliberately placed for *her pleasure*.

I woke up in the morning kind of laughing about that, but if I did see "ghosty condoms" in a drug store, I'd buy a pack of those, yeah.

gonzola, Sep 03 2003

Even has a reservoir http://www.abcteach.../coloring/ghost.gif
[thumbwax, Oct 04 2004]

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       // shall we say... um, the head //   

       I prefer to call it "the extreme axial frustum of the penis ancillary hippologlottus"...

DeathNinja, Sep 03 2003
  

       That would be quite the costume. Right up there with going butt naked on roller skates as a pull toy.   

       "Reach out and touch someone."
Cedar Park, Sep 04 2003
  

       It scares you by developing a gaping hole afterwards.
waugsqueke, Sep 04 2003
  

       "I saw a small dead baby ghost lying on the pavement the other day....or maybe it was a handkerchief"   

       Milton Jones
stupop, Sep 04 2003
  

       Why would you want a white condom? You'd hardly be able to tell if it broke.
disbomber, Apr 09 2005
  
      
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