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- "Is that the Szechuan Black Beans?" - "No - it's Hamster crap" Lovely idea. |
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//When Hammy feels like it//? lazy little sod, get the whip out. |
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- "Hey, why isn't the extra-lazy susan moving?" - "We ran out of Sweet&Sour Pork." |
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yes, I defend my opinion. a gentle whipping to get them to do something they enjoy is much different to whooshing them to and fro at 100 mph down dark nasty little tubes. |
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What's with the gentle encouragement? A capacitor, charged during operation, can release a shock after say 1 minute of inactivity....that should keep the little rat faced furball going. |
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"No animals harmed in the making of this post" |
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//could also be used in a museum to display small sculptures so that you can get a 360 degree view without having to walk all the way around the object.//
I like it better when the hamster wheels me around in a rolling barcalounger. |
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Not that I regard Susen as the least bit lazy, but this idea keeps giving me visions of her driving across Tennessee, drawn by a huge team of hamsters. |
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In New York we call them Hamster Taxis |
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That must be in the East Village. |
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The little bastich's will probably revolt, go on strike and force you to eat nothing but condensed cream of celery soup. The only thing worse than a hamster is a teamster hamster. Guinea Hoffa, who knew? |
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Trying to picturing a hamster in KISS make-up... |
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Human powered- hamster powered- lazy susan? |
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