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I feel that there is something patently wrong with a good
looking garbage can or container.
These things should be as ugly as possible or just not
This is my concept for a new division of government to
monitor garbage and refuse can/container aesthetics.
I believe that this initiative
could create jobs!
If an enclosure is deemed by the HCD police to be too good
looking or clean a summons is written. 3 strikes and your
out policy. Get three fines and then the state contracts a
group that will retrieve the receptacle, effect its good
looks with select de-beautification methods and then
return it to the owner all at the owners expense. s
||Why pay for all this when the garbage collector accomplishes this for free in about 3 weeks.
||Afterall you're not serving dinner on those cans. They
shouldn't be too pretty or else someone could say
something is a pretty as garbage cans. That throws off the
||//These things should be as ugly as possible or just