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(Inspired by [swimswim]'s Voice of God To-Do List.)
The top few items on your TODO list projected on a wall of your
dwelling. The idea is, it would be a constant, silent reproach,
ignore. Eventually, you'd perform the task just to get rid of the
thing. Or to avoid having
guests see "Buy hemorrhoid cream" on
living room wall.
Those with nagging spouses or partners may believe they don't
this, but think: isn't your anger better directed at an inanimate
than at someone with feelings*.
*Optionally, for "feelings" substitute "ability to retaliate."
||A notice on your front door like "Rake the leaves" or "Shovel the walks" might also guide the neighbors.
||"Buy hemorrhoid cream" might run the drug sore out of the stuff.
||Now there's a Freudian slip if ever we saw
||Or it could just be innuendo