Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Professional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.

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Happy Ending Park

A big finale is everything.
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Theme park full of amusement rides engineered to destroy life in a spectacular fashion.

ride ideas: (all suggestions welcome)

human compactor or juicer, roller coaster with no restraints, multi-person centrifuge mixer, human catapult, wind powered electric chair, aircraft crasher , bus collision circuit, human cannon baller, the too long bungee jumper, person dropper, spine remover

you would sign a contract and a liability release form up front

a portion of the proceeds from sales of your snuff film will go to your survivors

vfrackis, Apr 02 2009

Another one. http://www.dailymai...s-feeling-SICK.html
[vfrackis, Jan 17 2016]

Baked https://en.wikipedi.../Euthanasia_Coaster
[MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 17 2016]


       Booth in which person is strapped, to be pelted with fishbones until they expire [-]
pocmloc, Jan 17 2016

       It's got mayhem but it's just not inspiring. [-] sorry
Voice, Jan 17 2016

       Would this be an option for convicted terrorists?
whatrock, Jan 17 2016

       Baked <link>.   

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MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 17 2016

       I was hoping this would be a place teenagers could go to park. But no.
bungston, Jan 17 2016

       Look I posted this idea in 2009 It was bad then, its baked now because people with money read ideas here and then rip them off.
vfrackis, Jan 17 2016


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