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Professional Wrestling groups all over the world have at least one thing in common. Inside or outside the ring, they call each other out and threaten to dismember each other using their manliest testosterone and steroid-laden voices. It's one of my favorite parts on those occasions when I can stand
to watch them.
This idea has them going toe to toe on helium. All of the threats, promises of bodily injury, and declarations of manly superiority are done in squeaky high helium voices.
Broadway Danny Rose
helium scene - one of my fav films of all time. [xenzag, Sep 14 2010]
||May we also have "We represent the lollipop kids...we wish
to welcome you to Munchkin land" sung with uranium
||I was thinking about the Lithium-Man or the Prefrontal-Leukotomy-Man Wrestling Federation, but it might take more time to get the threats and declarations out than is currently available in the 60 minute televised format. Also, the wrestlers are much less animated in that condition and tend more toward droopy-eyed drooling and incoherent speech. So, "He-Man" got the nod!
||Good one - check the link for a helium shoot out.
||Disappointed that it isn't a Masters-of-the-Universe inspired wrestling event that includes 'Ram-Man' and 'Fisto'.