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There are mylar balloons the size of small children. Having seen only one in person, I think they're called walkers because they are weighted just enough to keep them on the ground and will wander around the room at the slightest hint of a breeze. (The wandering was a bad thing in the context where I first encountered these balloons.) |
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Brilliant! Thanks for the link! |
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<only vaguely relevant but fun>Another
fun thing to do with regular helium
baloons. Tie a small weight (folded
paper is fine) to the string, and trim it
until it ***just*** balances the lift of the
balloon. The balloon will now hover in
mid-air, rather than hitting the ceiling,
which is much more fun. It will
even tend to stabilise at a specific level
in the room, because of the minute
decrease in air pressure between floor
and ceiling. Try it.</ovrbf> |
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Even better, a lit cigarette. Saw that once at a bar in California (you're not allowed to smoke, so this was an easy way to produce plausible deniability). |
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But the balloon would rise as soon as
the first bit of ash fell off. |
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Not so far as you'd think, actually... |
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I still think that, after a while, you'd
have a bunch of balloons floating
somewhere near the ceiling, each
carrying a fag of Damocles. |
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The trick, apparently, is to start the burn at a low altitude... by the time it's out of reach, it's nothing but butt anyway. Feel free to experiment for yourself. |
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That sounds like a good way to burn your eyes out. Besides, what does that have to do with helium marionettes? Oh, I see... they are smoking marionettes. Brilliant!!! |
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Not really... I think the point is that given a sufficiently large marionette, you could allow your infant to hover a foot or so off the ground while performing. |
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I'm lying. There was no real point to that tangent. |
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I wonder just how many balloons would be required to float a kid. Hmmmm... I suggest it to the Mythbusters.
Come to think of it, they DID try this on one show. It took about 2000 dime store balloons to lift a 6 yr old. Talk about difficulty in raising a kid. (Ouch - sorry, couldn't resist) |
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Or just one "sufficiently large marionette", I would say. I picture the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Or Jennifer Lopez, albeit for different reasons. |
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Basepair, you once again impress me with the wide-ranging obscurity of your interests. I've been mucking about with ballasted balloons for years, and have only a few things to add. |
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For those who don't know, the balloons should be mylar (the new shiny kind), not latex (the rubbery old-fashioned kind) as a full mylar one does not change volume. I use clay as ballast, and take off a bit each day. I roll the clay in the filler flap-thingy and tape it up. Some designs, such as fish, look very surreal floating around. If you can get the plainest round balloons, you can place the clay in such a way that the balloon floats on its side like a flying saucer. These are indoor "pets" for closed houses, but watch out for fans and heat sources.
Please do try this some winter day. |
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Seems redundant with phoenix's idea to me, see link. |
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Dangit! You're right, though mine was originally conceived on a much smaller scale. |
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