Be happy as you enjoy the comfort of inserting your hands into your pockets, where you slip your thumbs through discreet rings attached to thin flat filiments that cross over the front of your abdomen to opposite sides of your trousers then running through easy to attach accesory loops at the seams, anchoring these pullies before they connect to stretegic points of leverage on the lower edge of the back quarter panels of your skivvies. This unique thumbs-up cross-your-crotch-design allows for a simple onetime hitch-hiking maneuver of your fists inside your pockets to correct this hideous blue collar crime.

An added benefit of the wedgie corrector is the elimination of embarrasing interludes for sufferers who must do their laundry in public places. (It is believed that up to 90% of wedgie sufferers also suffer from the related disorder of the fudgies).

Don't leave home without it!