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Inspired by the "past fortune" cookie idea, my variation is to have fortunes that are really obvious, and thus always 100% accurate. None of the vague "you may go on a trip sometime" type messages. Here are some ideas:
1. The sun will come up tomorrow morning
2. You are made of molecules
are reading English words
4. You had parents (or perhaps you were cloned)
5. Objects in mirror are behind you
6. You will die, ultimately
||how 'bout : 'this idea will collect many fishbones.'
||um, about #5., sometimes objects in the mirror are in front of you.
||If I found this entire idea inside a fortune cookie one time, I would then be amused.