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Holy Water Power Wash

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Have you ever gone to confession and felt like you know 50 hail-marrys and an act of contrition didn't quite do the trick.

Here is how this works you confess your sins to the priest and instead of having to sit and prey after as penance.

The priest can now decide that you need to have a Holy Water Power Wash to absolve you of your sins.

Waiting outside the confessional will be a deacon holding gold and silver plated setup of Holy Water Power Washing gear with a crucifix shaped trigger handle.

When you leave the church you will really feel clean again, ready to take on some fresh new sins.

vfrackis, Apr 09 2010

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       //confess your sins to the priest and instead of having to sit and prey//   

       I thought we'd established that it was the priests who do the preying?
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 09 2010
  

       Holy water repels evil and vampires, but only absolves venial sins...so the power washer wouldn't really help if you were really bad!
xandram, Apr 09 2010
  

       / but only absolves venial sins /   

       Perhaps because it has not been applied vigorously enough in the past?
bungston, Apr 09 2010
  

       How about a holy water snowball trebuchet?
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 09 2010
  

       If your clothes washer used holy water, then all of your garments would be sin- AND vampire-proof.
DrWorm, Apr 09 2010
  

       //vampire-proof// hmm... couldn't all those villagers just have gotten the local shaman to bless their internal body fluids ?   

       [+] of course.
FlyingToaster, Apr 09 2010
  

       Great laugh +
blissmiss, Apr 10 2010
  

       //I thought we'd established that it was the priests who do the preying?// Ouch!   

       [+] for the idea.
DIYMatt, Apr 10 2010
  

       I'd like this option when I'm cleaning my car at the garage - so now I can choose from Bronze, Silver, Gold and Holy Jet-Wash programmes.
zen_tom, Apr 10 2010
  

       Good job I don't have any sins!
pocmloc, Apr 10 2010
  

       This is leading uncomfortably towards "Clean on the outside, but still a Sinner to the Core? Try our Holy Water Enema"
AbsintheWithoutLeave, Apr 11 2010
  

       ugh.   

       Rector?   

       holy enema! would never have thunk.
twitch, Apr 13 2010
  
      
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