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Home Defense Immobilising Airbags

Patrick McGoohan would love this... well, maybe not
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"Honey, I think I heard something downstairs..."

"what ?... oh... did it sound like it was coming from the dining room or the den ?"

"definitely the den; sounded like somebody taking the plasma TV off the wall."

"What ?!!!, okay, no problem, let's check the keypad, here.. Kitchen...DiningRoom...ah, here we are: Den..." <click>



... PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHT <splat> 'mmmmph mmmMMMMMMMmmmph'


"okay, you call the police, and I'll call the security company for a canister refill"

FlyingToaster, May 09 2008

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       I'd be trapping my cats every single night--just for fun!
dpgrieves, May 09 2008
  

       Works great, assuming you don't have anything breakable and all your furniture can be shoved across the floor easily and without damage.   

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gisho, May 10 2008
  

       "So. How about you and I go back to my place for a nightcap?" [+]
Noexit, May 12 2008
  

       //"So. How about you and I go back to my place for a nightcap?"//   

       "yeah just put on some music.... NO, NOT *THAT* REMOTE CO <splat> mmpphhMMMMMPHmmmmm...". § x1
FlyingToaster, May 19 2008
  
      
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