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Hornby scissor lift boots
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A pair of knee length boots utilising strengthened steel perforated strips, girders, plates, pulleys and gears.

After construction, attach two handles, each facing outwards upon each side of the knees.When rotated by hand, the magic of meccano comes into play.

The handles turn, thus rotating the pulleys and cogs through the intricate scaffolding of girders and plates attached to the scissor lifting platforms upon the soles of the boots.

Turn until required height is achieved and visibility is enhanced.


skinflaps, Jan 09 2004

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       Heh, nice.

silverstormer, Jan 09 2004
  

       With the leg workout, we'd have midgets place kicking for the NFL in NO time ...

Letsbuildafort, Jan 09 2004
  

       Go Go Gadget boots. (+)   

       Sorry skinflaps, couldn’t help myself.   

       These boots are not for walking are they? -

hangingchad, Jan 09 2004
  

       aww, man ...i read the title too quick and thought that said "horny scissor lift boots"....   

       oh well, + anyways...being a little over a foot shorter than my husband, i could see the use in these. :)

babyhawk, Jan 09 2004
  
      
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