Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Hot Butter Knife
Like a hot knife through butter
 
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A metal butter knife, with a plastic handle.
Insert batteries into the handle, flick on the heating element, and butter till you can butter no more.
To include a thermostat, so the temperature can be adjusted to cope with every imaginable butter scenario.
Also slightly more effective against intruders and abusive husbands!

MikeOliver, May 29 2004

(??) Quite baked. Here's one of several... http://164.195.100....758&RS=PN/5,438,758
therefore [marked–for–deletion] [ldischler, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       Don't turn it on until you start buttering or the butter will slip off.   

       Is it dishwasher safe?   

       (+)

DesertFox, May 29 2004
  

       Probably not [desert], but it would be easy enough to clean.
I suppose a waterproof version could be made...

MikeOliver, May 29 2004
  

       Does that have a thermostat [ldischler]?
Also I'd advise you not to [MFD] on the grounds of baked, as there are a few about who will make your life a misery (i'm not one of them... just trying to save you the aggro and a few fishbones).
Widely known to exist? Well if so i've never seen one, but i don't doubt they exist...
One for the moderators i suppose!
  

       Touche [l3], touche.

MikeOliver, May 29 2004
  

       Oh please. A hot butter knife is so baked it’s a cliché. Putting a battery and a thermostat in it is...well, I’m just amazed that the PTO issued a patent on it.

ldischler, May 29 2004
  

       Yea, wait 'till the kids get their hands on that one. Parents are already scared enough when their children hold a regular knife, now there is one that can burn them too? Sorry but you are asking for lawsuits.

Ebassick15, May 29 2004
  

       I disagree with the "marked-for-deletion" tag. I don't think self-heating butter knives are widely known to exist.

jutta, Jun 06 2004
  
      
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