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A metal butter knife, with a plastic handle.
Insert batteries into the handle, flick on the heating element, and butter till you can butter no more.
To include a thermostat, so the temperature can be adjusted to cope with every imaginable butter scenario.
Also slightly more effective against
intruders and abusive husbands!
(??) Quite baked. Here's one of several...
http://164.195.100....758&RS=PN/5,438,758
therefore [marked–for–deletion] [ldischler, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Don't turn it on until you start buttering or the butter will slip off. |
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Probably not [desert], but it would be easy enough to clean.
I suppose a waterproof version could be made... |
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Does that have a thermostat [ldischler]?
Also I'd advise you not to [MFD] on the grounds of baked, as there are a few about who will make your life a misery (i'm not one of them... just trying to save you the aggro and a few fishbones).
Widely known to exist? Well if so i've never seen one, but i don't doubt they exist...
One for the moderators i suppose!
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Oh please. A hot butter knife is so baked it’s a cliché. Putting a battery and a thermostat in it is...well, I’m just amazed that the PTO issued a patent on it. |
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Yea, wait 'till the kids get their hands on that one. Parents are already scared enough when their children hold a regular knife, now there is one that can burn them too? Sorry but you are asking for lawsuits. |
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I disagree with the "marked-for-deletion" tag. I don't think self-heating butter knives are widely known to exist. |
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