Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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I've got a fur chin

To the tune of: Like a Virgin
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I've made it through my first week here,
And [Jutta] hasn't banned me yet,
I've had a few halfbaked ideas
but they were mostly wet.

Heard you moan, felt alone,
Baked OFBAKE, and had to munch on fishbone

But I didn't stop, (I really should have stop-op-op-ed)
I didn't have a clue....

I've got a fur chin,
Want to shave, but I haven't got time.
I've got a fur-ur-ur-ur chin,
Cos I'm spending... all my time online.
Woa-woa-wow.

I was naive and I was dumb
Took good advice from the [wax] who's [thumb]
But then I baked an SMS bible
And worse was yet to come...

Wasn't scared, wasn't meek
Even got... on the wrong side of [waugsqueke]

But I didn't stop, (I really should have stop-op-op-ed)
I didn't have a clue....

I've got a fur chin,
Want to shave, but I haven't got time.
I've got a fur-ur-ur-ur chin,
I can't stop baking... cos it's just sublime
Shoobie doobie doo.

I've finally started to see the light,
Although I'm sure I'll still post sh*te,
I baked a "don't panic" phone button
And tasted croissant that night.

It felt ace, outa space,
Thought I'd sing, I was no longer [po] faced

So I've written this song, (I really should have stop-op-ed)
I didn't have a clue....

I've got a fur chin,
Want to shave, but I haven't got time.
I've got a fur-ur-ur-ur chin,
Cos I'm spending... all my time online

Got a fur chin....
Oooooh, a baking virgin.....

Grunt to fade.

*** [waugs] I hope I pronounced your name right. If not, please grin and stay quiet, because this song is nothing without that couplet.

Fishrat, Sep 30 2003

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       Hey - wow - bunned this before I even got to "thumb".
Has a nice beat, ya know. I'm a fur-chin, BTW.
thumbwax, Sep 30 2003
  

       Isn't furchin' still illegal in certain states ? +
nichpo, Sep 30 2003
  

       // I hope I pronounced your name right. //   

       Seems you did. You spelled it right, though... that's the thing.
waugsqueke, Sep 30 2003
  

       A decent song after one week? That's very nearly a record, methinks. + I love 'grunt to fade.'
RayfordSteele, Sep 30 2003
  

       Did someone fishbone this just because they didn't get mentioned? I knew that would happen.
Fishrat, Sep 30 2003
  

       I need a bit more time in here before I reach that conclusion <starts stopwatch>
Fishrat, Sep 30 2003
  

       Fur-ry ur-chin
Fur-ry ur-chin
Scratch its chin
Scratch its chin

This will make it giggle
watch it as it wriggles
  

       Fishrat's chin
Like a virr-r-gin-
Furr-r-chin
;b
Tiger Lily, Sep 30 2003
  

       [Tiger Lily] That's not my chin.
Fishrat, Oct 02 2003
  

       How did I miss this one? Quite clever. Good job. +
k_sra, Dec 12 2003
  
      
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