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In-And-Out Diaper

It has a sophisticated valve system, that never leaks.
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This is a diaper that seals tightly around the waist and legs. There is a valve at the front and at the back.

Upon message, the diaper and wearer, can be plugged into a centralized home flushing system, which pumps lukewarm water into the front, and discharges lukewarm water and mess out the back, for a full minute. This is followed by a minute of high velocity warm air, similarly plumbed.

The gubbins are collected in a storage facility in the basement, where they are dehydrated and formed into small rectangular blocks.

The benefits of a system like this, is that you can keep the same diaper on for longer; this generally benefits landfills and other places diapers go.

mylodon, Apr 02 2019

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       Are babies not dishwasher-safe?
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 02 2019
  

       Time to find out; although the obvious solution is to engineer a fully flushable baby.
8th of 7, Apr 02 2019
  

       I'm sure the others in your cube feel that that time has passed.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 02 2019
  

       Don't ever plug up the drain gubbins, or you might find your child receiving a pressurized enema.
RayfordSteele, Apr 03 2019
  
      
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