Coming soon from NMR Corp!
Your own indoor Moby Dick set!!
In the privacy of your own home!!!
One goldfish bowl with not much water in it, a goldfish with a bit of iron strapped on and a miniature whaler (controlled by wifi)*.
When you've sighted the goldfish, simply chase it until you
get a clean shot and fire the magnetic harpoon...
Comes with simulated wood thing that looks like a wooden lower leg, and a complimentary Starbuck(s) voucher.
*Optional electric fan with spray bottle of saline solution for more accurately simulated whaling conditions**.
**Optional weevil ridden biscuits, lashings and other stuff, if you really, really wanted it that authentic.