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Injectors for Mad People

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Sally requires an EpiPen® Auto-Injector to counter an allergic peanut reaction, should she ever again eat any. The hand-held tube-shaped drug delivery system with spring-activated, concealed needle would be hit onto her skin to administer the medicine.

Like an allergic reaction, so is an attack of anger something that could be countered with a dose of a fast-acting calming drug from an Auto-Injector.

When the frequently angry person in your life has an attack of unreasonable anger, do not attempt discussion, debate, debacle. Simply reach for their Anger Auto-Injector and apply it swiftly. Life can return to normal and much anquish spared.

Mustardface, Jan 22 2005

EpiPen® Auto-Injector http://www.allerex.ca/epi.htm
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       Auto-inject yourself too, while you're at it. You deserve some relaxation. Ahhh...
robinism, Jan 23 2005
  
      
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