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To celebrate Earth's 4,567,000,000th birthday (happy
by the way!!) the United Nations propose a new imaginary
line on Earth's surface, a la the Equator & International
Line. The International Receding Hairline will encircle the
Arctic in a classic pattern-baldness shape, poised
North Pole and Santa's toy factory as a 5-star tourist
On the Hairline you'll find the Hairy Earth Museum. Try your
hand at various combover and toupee combinations on
of Earth and see what works best. Learn the history of the
Bald Earth Conspiracists - evil rational people who
deny the existence of a Hairy Earth. Will you sign the
petition to work towards a Global Hair Transplant or let
nature run its course?
Over millions of years the Hairline will recede even further,
until all Earth's imaginary hair is gone, whereupon the U.N.
will propose... a wig!
||Yes, but he's getting predictable. I knew who it was when I saw the title.
||But you know what they say - Nothing ventured, nothing Rogained.
||As long as there is a comb over variation called The
Trumpf, then you can claim this morsel +
||but, it's still got a rash from getting that Brazilian in the 80's.