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Intestinal Flue

Use methane to make beautiful music.
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The "Intestinal" Flue or "Butt Kazoo" is a membrane placed across the sphincter which, when tooted, provides a meliflous sound for all to enjoy. No longer will the phrase "Silent but Deadly" be employed. Instead "Beautiful but Deadly" will be the phrase of choice. Imagine a whole room of people who feel free to let loose at their leisure because the previously identifiable noise will now provide a counterpoint to the muzak. I envision a day when even a concerto or two, perhaps comissioned by the Van De Kamps corporation, could be played to music lovers everywhere.

Please do not "Bake Me" with a former Howard Stern guest.

dgeiser13, May 08 2001




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