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Invisibling
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Looking at the number of Barry-upped Corsas on the roads around me, festooned with various coloured LEDs, it occurred to me that there is a market for the more refined car detailer.

Cars have blue LEDs on the windshield washer caps, multicoloured LEDs on tyre dust-caps, red LED brake light bars, antenna LEDs...very ostentatious, very chav.

For the more sophisticated, I propose infra-red LEDs, invisible to the human eye, but known to the connoisseur of fine customising. Quietly displaying your class, not so... in-your-face.

Oh, did I mention that given sufficient IR LEDs, you could dazzle some classes of speed camera?

[Thanks to [yabba do yabba dabba] for the improved title!]


TolpuddleSartre, Mar 10 2005

This is the sort of thing we're up against http://www.pipstech...om/triple_flash.htm
[TolpuddleSartre, Mar 10 2005]

Infrared LEDs make you invisible to CCTV cameras http://www.boingboi...ed-leds-make-y.html
Not just invisible, but overvisible {I already posted this link to camera recording prevention, but I should have posted it here} [Dub, Feb 21 2008]

Invisi-Bling - DIY Anti CCTV Glasses http://www.redferret.net/?p=10611
(via BoingBoing Gadgets) [Dub, Jun 29 2008]

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       This could lead to a secret chav society, a chavian underground. The general public will become very nervous, demanding formation of a watchers group to track their movements. Guido-spex IR contact lenses will be all the rage.

Shz, Mar 10 2005
  

       Heh. Funnyness.

wagster, Mar 10 2005
  

       Nice one. (WTAGIPBAN)

krelnik, Mar 10 2005
  

       //WTAGIPBAN// ?

TolpuddleSartre, Mar 10 2005
  

       WTAGIPBAN - "Wasn't that a good idea posted by a newbie?" It's a compliment, believe it or not. Unlike WIBNI - "wouldn't it be nice if..."

david_scothern, Mar 10 2005
  

       Aw shucks <blushes>

TolpuddleSartre, Mar 10 2005
  

       +1. questions later, neat user name.

po, Mar 10 2005
  

       Invisibling.   

       Suspension lowered by 1mm - only discernable to the expert

hippo, Mar 22 2005
  

       [yabba do yabba dabba] Why didn't I think of that? Thanks!

TolpuddleSartre, Mar 22 2005
  

       How about also having the world's most perfect in-car sound system, combined with the world's most perfect noise- cancellation system, mutually anihillating eachother to produce perfect silence?

Basepair, Mar 22 2005
  

       If you stood next to the car too long, could you leave with a custom sun-tan from the IR lights?

sophocles, Mar 22 2005
  

       So what was the old name?   

       [2fries] It was "Invisible Bling" - I can't believe I missed "Invisibling. I wasn't sure what bakery etiquette was about changing names - apologies.

TolpuddleSartre, Mar 25 2005
  

       I don't think there is an etiquette about changing your ideas name, unless it's only being changed to pop it back to the top of the recent list.
So no apologies, and welcome.
  

       One more "name change etiquette" rule would be not to change an entire idea + name in order to put votes and annos on an entirely different idea (which you didn't do, obviously).

AfroAssault, Mar 27 2005
  

       especially if it were a really good bun-grabbing different idea.

po, Mar 27 2005
  

       How about motor-driven "spinner" rims that are maintained at exactly 1 rpm slower than the rpm of the wheel?

coprocephalous, Apr 14 2005
  

       At first, I thought that this was going to be a description of the Hans Christian Andersen Classic // The Emperor's New Clothes Jewellery//, then I read it.   

       I liked the Infra-red LEDs... Very smart. They'd cause glare on speed cameras without drawing attention to themselves. It'd takes ages for the rozzas to nail ya.

Dub, Sep 29 2005
  

       What about a chroming the inside of your doors and your seat springs. ?

Elitefingerbun, Sep 30 2005
  

       I thought this was going to be an imaginary brother or sister. Invi-sibling. This is good too, though.

squeak, Sep 30 2005
  

       The Emperor's new bling.

theleopard, Feb 21 2008
  

       Heavy-water coolant.

MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 21 2008
  

       gold-flecked gasoline

FlyingToaster, Jun 29 2008
  
      
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