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Jet Gun
By leaning over and holding this highpowered rifle temporary flight can be experienced in the direction of aiming. | |
The Jet Gun is a jet fuel powered rifle. The jet fuel is
contained
in a backpack much like a flamethrower. The aerodynamic
slugs
are fed seperately from a gravity or spring powered hopper.
The
operator aims by looking down through a periscopic scope.
The
stock of the rifle hooks under
the armpit and around the
shoulder, but the butt of the rifle protudes anteriorally as a
single jet engine exhaust propeller. Firing the Jet Gun
launches
the operator and Jet Gun aswell as many metal slugs
towards the
target, as excess power drives the diamond tipped chainsaw
blade bayonette.
Chainsaw Launcher
http://img22.images...20/topsecretax1.jpg
I'd rather have one of these [skinflaps, Apr 22 2013]
Gun parachute
Gun_20parachute
The same tyrannical prinicple. [bungston, Apr 22 2013]
conceptual illustration
http://postimg.org/image/uvncjmha7/
[rcarty, Apr 22 2013]
[link]
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//Firing the Jet Gun launches the operator and Jet Gun aswell as many metal slugs towards the target |
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Erm, equal and opposite reaction and all that.. |
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Yeah that's the principle. The slugs only cancel the jet engine
slightly. |
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I am up for being launched towards my target in the company of the many metal slugs if the slugs arrive first. Sort of an opening barrage to damage morale and all. Then enter my onslaught of minty ninja magic! |
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It might be easier to steer with two or even three of these rifles. That third jet rifle can stay down and at an angle. If possible I would like to avoid skipping off the ground too many times on the way to my opponent. My minty ninja regalia would get all olive drab which is so gauche. |
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Now that I see the image I understand more completely. It has a chainsaw! |
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Still unclear where the fill valve is for the poison. Maybe label that? |
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Re: conceptual illustration. why does that remind me of a Rorschach blotch, maybe the symmetry? |
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I did like the batman-type capey thing,you could franchise out with "One Piece" or "Nearly Naked Animals" capes. |
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//as excess power drives the diamond tipped chainsaw blade bayonette.// [+] and you're almost forgiven for "bayonette". |
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You should definitely have mentioned the chainsaw earlier.
As I neared the end I was already preparing my rebuttal,
and then suddenly it all made sense. Have a Jet Bun. |
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Brace yourselves, winter is coming! |
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