Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Joke Dish

Joke Dish for the Clean Freak
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Idea: Glaze and fire a plate with what looks like a piece of stuck brocolli or something sticky into the plate. it is glazed into it so the only way to get it off will be with a hammer and chizzel, which, if given to me and i didn't know, i would probably resort to this.
twitch, Nov 06 2006

my category suggestion Jokey_20Items_20_26...ovelties_20category
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       <chip chip chip> can't... remove... fishbone... <chip chip chip>
Fishrat, Nov 06 2006
  

       Embed a couple of hairs in there, too.
phundug, Nov 06 2006
  

       I thought this would be a candy dish that had jokes on pieces of paper in it instead of candy.
Zimmy, Nov 06 2006
  

       Whether they're intended as jokes or not, plenty of dishes like this in the real world.
DrCurry, Nov 06 2006
  

       This is another candidate for my proposed "Jokes And Novelty Items" category. Just saying.
phundug, Nov 07 2006
  

       I bunned this concept, but would bone the execution because it would mean hours of work for a joke lasting < 6 sec.   

       Still, I admire the pointlessness of it.
wylie_coyote, Nov 07 2006
  

       Lt. Frank, fingerprints sound like a better idea.   

       i think the most pain-inducing joke like this would be something on the bottom of a mug or cup, making it a little harder to get at.
twitch, Nov 08 2006
  
      
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