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so with a bit of practice this thing might actually leave your genitals alone? hopefully. |
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shirley, you get dumped down a little chute at the end clutching a teddy bear prize. |
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Modified last paragraph - teddy bears are too expensive though |
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Airborne - brings to mind a new birthing method with the pregnant mother jumping from the crane with a bungee cord attached to her upper back. |
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what music would accompany that? Farmer. |
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po: Well maybe "Rock-a-bye Baby" would be fitting as the newborn bounces on its own bungee, navel cord. |
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there would be absolutely no need to slap the baby's back then. |
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Why does it sound painful, bliss? |
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And you would want to do this WHY? |
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how can you ask such a dumb question? |
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Really easily... I just type it. See? |
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bilssmiss - she was calling me dumb dear, not a dump. |
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just the question that was dumb - its what we in the business of "light relief inc." call FUN! |
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Um... so (po) does that mean you want one of these claws
to the genitals? |
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And thanks for the clarification. I was starting to get a
complex. |
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I refer you to my first anno. |
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"so with a bit of practice...." |
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Actually, shipmate, events 7-9 are of the accidently optional variety. I don't understand the negative votes - by default, I'll attribute those to trolls/Autoboner/ignorant mofo's. |
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Good point [Cameo]. I wouldn't have thought of that.<g> |
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Some clarification needed: you're operating the remote control for the claw, trying to pick yourself up, pick your CD, plop it down into the player, and drop yourself down a chute instead of one of those stuffed animals, right? |
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I believe you are one who enjoys to blatantly harrass machinery with crude remarks and slang of tongue. |
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Rayford - Yes to what you stated - only clarification would be that once CD is in the slot, the Crane automatically takes over and does the dirty deed. This is a preventative measure - releasing ones elf at an inappropriate angle or height might be disastrous. Motion detector activates the troll-drop-into-elf's-hands. |
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why am I getting the picture of a genital controled jukebox? |
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must be said though,I am still in stitches at the thought thumbwax |
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