Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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KISS Army Knife
It's not a Love Gun
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Bottle Opener, Corkscrew, File, Knife (2) [1 Penknife, 1 Large Single Edge Blade], Lighter, Plectrum, Retractable Ball Point Pen, Roach Clip, Scissors. Embossed with KISS Logo.

thumbwax, Jun 17 2001

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       What, no plectrum?

Dog Ed, Jun 17 2001
  

       greasepaint included?

badoingdoing, Jun 17 2001
  

       Does it come with 7 inch leather heels?

UnaBubba, Jun 17 2001
  

       Kiss knife?   

       Baked, in a way.   

       The CRKT K.I.S.S. Knives, designed by Ed Halligan. Got one right here. Nice.

tempt, Jun 18 2001
  

       Yes, that's a nice knife but nowhere as nice as the KISS Army Knife, now including plectrum, which I thought about, but figured since Air Guitar was the instrument of choice for most KISS Army members...

thumbwax, Jun 19 2001
  

       Does it come with a fake blood squirter?

Reverend D, Jun 19 2001
  

       .. and a MP3 player with the greatest hits in ROM?

rmutt, Jun 19 2001
  

       Don't forget the retractable, pre-cut coke straw.

kevins737, Dec 23 2001
  

       An additional knife for sacrifices to Satan?

Graciem, Dec 23 2001
  

       I play my air-guitar bare-handed, thank you very much.

RaoulDuke, Oct 06 2003
  

       Huh. I thought this was going to be for a Keep It Simple, Stupid knife. Like, a knife. And maybe scissors and file. That'd be it. Ah well, not the first time I've misread.

absterge, Aug 20 2004
  
      
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