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Kauai chickens

The freest free range chickens of all.
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After the big hurricane a few years ago on the island of Kauai, a lot of chickens got loose. They mixed with feral Filipino fighting fowl and now are a thriving and burgeoning wild population. In the absence of any real predators, chickens rule the island, growing fat and sassy on fallen fruit and earwigs.

No-one there eats them, but these people have the world's highest per capita spam intake. But imagine the appeal to citified mainland foodies: Wild, guava-fed chickens of Kauaii! I am actually getting pretty hungry right now thinking about them. These flavorful birds would sell at premium prices and require slow cooking - preferably with fruit, cane sugar and tropical spices.

To prevent chaos, the island could license chicken collectors who would hunt them down for the market.

bungston, Mar 07 2003

Chicken on the beach http://www.poipubea...otos/poipu19_sm.jpg
[bungston, Oct 05 2004]

You want to eat Ginger and Mac and Rocky and all the others? http://www.reel.com...asp?node=chickenrun
For shame! [DrCurry]

Proud hawaiian chicken. http://www.artheart...redfallschicken.jpg [DrCurry, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]

Proud hawaiian chicken. http://www.artheart...redfallschicken.jpg
[bungston, Oct 05 2004]

Did I mention all the chickens? http://kimsadventur...starmom/sat2/12.jpg
[bungston, Oct 05 2004]

Chickens, I tell you, Chickens! http://www.coconutp....net/images/moa.jpg
[bungston, Oct 05 2004]

Suspiciously bold chicken and similar sunbathers. http://www.oregonph.../Kee-Chick-opt1.jpg
[bungston, Oct 05 2004]

Look at the little ones! Where's my soy sauce??? http://www.cs.wisc....um_101-0193_IMG.jpg
[bungston, Oct 05 2004]

mmmmm baby hawaiian chicken. http://www.ilind.ne...mages_2001/baby.jpg
[bungston, Oct 05 2004]


       I weep for the human race. ("There's an interesting animal on this island....Hey! Let's eat it!")
DrCurry, Mar 07 2003

thumbwax, Mar 07 2003

       "Well, why didn't you round up the chickens when they got loose?"   

       "Those battery hens, they just kept going and going."
FarmerJohn, Mar 07 2003

       Kauai Fried Chicken...
waugsqueke, Mar 07 2003

       You've gone bit bonkers with these chicken links, [bungston]. Maybe you need to just have some Spam like everyone else.
snarfyguy, Mar 07 2003


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