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Uses built-in vibrating patches in key locations, like the back of the neck, shoulders, and lumbar region. Battery pack and controls in a side pocket.
||Officer: "Freeze Punk!"
<Offendent goes for gun>
<Officer fires rounds. Due to vibrating vest sprays bullets across street in random manner.>
||Maybe the cop at my school wouldn't seem so grouchy all the time if he had one of these.