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Key to a Country

For fiesty World Leaders.
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Much like a key to a city, This key to a Country would have intrensic value only. It would allow one nations leader free access to the various resorts and hookers of the opposing country. While the citizens of the world go about their daily lives, world leaders would slug it out in order to obtain the Key. This would put an end to all wars because it gives leaders what they really want in the end, resorts and hookers. No more tanks no more guns, just two ego maniacs fighting it out. Not a fight to the death. Lets say if George Bush faught Sadam; the winner would be Sadam. Sadam would therefore get to shack up in the White House and help himself to all the coke and hookers in DC.
10clock, May 06 2005

Marion Barry http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Barry
for those of who who (a) don't know and (b) care to know. [calum, May 07 2005]

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       I'm not sure. How does this give any extra access to hookers for world leaders?
hidden truths, May 06 2005
  

       etherman had such an appropriate comeback for an idea like this... if only I could remember what it was...
david_scothern, May 06 2005
  

       What [etherman] said.
Shz, May 06 2005
  

       All the coke and hookers in DC would kill a full grown blue whale, so it seems it WOULD be a fight to the death for ol' Saddam there.   

       For the record, Marion Barry is a superhuman of unknown extraterrestrial origin. He is frighteningly immune to the ill effects of coke and hookers, making him the only qualified candidate for mayor.
justaguy, May 06 2005
  

       //For the record, Marion Barry is a superhuman of unknown extraterrestrial origin. He is frighteningly immune to the ill effects of coke and hookers, making him the only qualified candidate for mayor.//   

       Are you suggesting that Marion Barry has consumed all of the cocaine and slept with all of the hookers in DC? Or are you suggesting that Marion Berry is the only one who's ever survived run-ins with cocaine and hookers? Many of America's popular entertainers over the last few decades would probably disagree with you on that one.
disbomber, May 07 2005
  

       sp: intrinsic
Blumster, May 07 2005
  

       Okay, if this means all current US officeholders will seek leadership positions in other countries in order to gain their key to the US. Such a shift in allegiance will save taxpayer money.
reensure, May 07 2005
  

       I wouldn't call it any more or less bollocks than anything else in this category. Speak of which. Why is it in this category?
hidden truths, May 09 2005
  
      
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