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Klein Bottle Blender

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New from BorgCo labs, the Klein Bottle Blender is a huge step forward in food preparation.

It looks like a conventional blender except the "jug" is made in the form of a Klein Bottle.Simply put it in the kitchen and turn it on. As the inside of the jug is also the outside, everything gets blended*.

Easy to clean - only one surface to wash.

Coming soon - Quantum Singularity waste disposal unit**

*Due to topological paradox effects, stand outside Universe when operating appliance.

** Vacancy for Quantum Singularity waste disposal unit testing technician. No previous experience necessary or indeed desireable.

8th of 7, Jul 31 2015

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       What's it like for cleaning after use?
AusCan531, Jul 31 2015
  

       Yes.   

       // What's it like for cleaning after use? //   

       Difficult. You have to clean the entire Universe.
8th of 7, Jul 31 2015
  

       continuous 2d surface... a squeegee should do it.
FlyingToaster, Jul 31 2015
  

       I find that if I stand in the 5th, 6th, and 7th dimensions, I keep out of danger.
RayfordSteele, Jul 31 2015
  

       Dear BorgCo.
Please find enclosed the Klein Bottle Blender, which I am returning. I would like to request a refund of the cost of the Blender (£17.99) and of the postage.
  

       Despite my best efforts, I find that everything is _outside_ the blender, rather than inside; for this reason, I have been unable to blend anything with it.   

       Ironically, the only time it lived up to its promise of containing everything in the known universe was when I had to pay the return postage, which amounted to £T1.63.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 08 2015
  

       Dimensional hopscotch with whizzy blades.
wjt, Aug 08 2015
  
      
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