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New from BorgCo labs, the Klein Bottle Blender is a huge step forward in food preparation.
It looks like a conventional blender except the "jug" is made in the form of a Klein Bottle.Simply put it in the kitchen and turn it on. As the inside of the jug is also the outside, everything gets blended*.
Easy
to clean - only one surface to wash.
Coming soon - Quantum Singularity waste disposal unit**
*Due to topological paradox effects, stand outside Universe when operating appliance.
** Vacancy for Quantum Singularity waste disposal unit testing technician. No previous experience necessary or indeed desireable.
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What's it like for cleaning after use? |
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// What's it like for cleaning after use? // |
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Difficult. You have to clean the entire Universe. |
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continuous 2d surface... a squeegee should do it. |
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I find that if I stand in the 5th, 6th, and 7th dimensions, I
keep out of danger. |
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Dear BorgCo.
Please find enclosed the Klein Bottle Blender,
which I am returning. I would like to request a
refund of the cost of the Blender (£17.99) and of
the postage. |
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Despite my best efforts, I find that everything is
_outside_ the blender, rather than inside; for this
reason, I have been unable to blend anything with
it. |
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Ironically, the only time it lived up to its promise
of containing everything in the known universe was
when I had to pay the return postage, which
amounted to £T1.63. |
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Dimensional hopscotch with whizzy blades. |
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