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E-Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
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Generic Game Pad
Inhomogeneous Newton's Cradle
Knock Knocker
Knuckle Chucks
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Lit up jump rope
Model Rollercoaster
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product: toy

Knock Knocker
A quite annoying toy your child will want

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Attach this audio device to your child's bedroom door, and every now and then it will say "Knock Knock!"

When it detects your child saying "Who's there?", it responds with one of fifty pre-programmed knock-knock jokes (including pauses, for your child to say "_____ who?").

Great fun for ages 6 to 6-and-one-week.

phundug, Jan 22 2004

Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee

Destination URL. E.g., http://www.coffee.com/

Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)

My two nephews and a niece just learned to tell jokes this year, and they would love this. The niece (the youngest) begins all jokes with "Knock Knock" whether or not its appropriate, as in:

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

krelnik, Jan 22 2004

Bun for you, [phundug]! [+]

Letsbuildafort, Jan 22 2004

Knock knock.

k_sra, Jan 22 2004

Knock, knock? Who's there? Burt, Burt Buckman, your father!

GenYus, Jan 22 2004

Marmalade.

DrCurry, Jan 22 2004

Ha. +

sartep, Oct 08 2004