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L.A.S.E.R. Scissors

Oooo... scary!
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Tired of scissors that just don't cut it?

L.A.S.E.R. Scissors employ a pair of non-coherent polarised CO2 beams that scissor back and forth to provide a finite focus range for a high energy cutting point. Without polarisation and frequency synchronisation the beams are not sufficiently energetic to do too much damage.

Useful if you wish to cut a chain of "paper dolls" out of a half-inch sheet of mild steel, for instance.

It is recommended that you don't try to run while holding these.

infidel, May 13 2011

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       Three blind mice, perhaps?
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