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Closing your Lap-top Laptop will reveal
that it has a subtle, dish shaped
depression on the outer facing side of its
lid. This allows you to further spoil your
best feline friend with a special treat. Just
pour out some fresh cream, allow it to sit
for a while and it will be warmed slightly
by the rising heat from the processor.
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Unless it's from Apple, in which case it's already a litter tray. |
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grrrr ... I love my Apple. |
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And broiling hot (intel books). |
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Possibly also not good for anything else as the backlight/processor/ram has likely failed. (Keep pushing them back to the company don't take no for an answer) |
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I've had my Apple laptop for 5 years
now. I use it every single day,
sometimes for hours at a time. In all
that time it has never crashed once and
I have never lost a single piece of work.
I don't find it broiling hot, just warm
enough to take the chill off the cream
out of the fridge. |
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Luck of the draw: we have had two fail right out of the box and the fan on our current PowerBook runs on high whenever you get memory intensive. Also the power supply is hot to the touch all the time. Battery defect? No answer from Tech Support. I have become quite disillusioned. |
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I'm happy for you [xenzag]. I hope your overpriced, underperforming, pretty, piece of shit fruit machine lasts forever. |
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My iBook G4 is likely to last forever. I've already replaced the hard drive which failed over a year ago, and maxed out the ram. Of course, it's having trouble coping with 2008, as it was born in 2003 or so, but it does the job. Just about. Doesn't stop me from lusting after more modern MacBooks (not the Air though). And it's a nice companion to my iPod Touch. I wouldn't be surprised if the iPod Touch probably outperforms the iBook in some places. |
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Leopard, on the other hand, is truly a piece of shit. Makes my iBook perform worse than a 6200 I used to own back in 1996. |
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//I hope your overpriced,
underperforming, pretty, piece of shit fruit
machine lasts forever// Yeah, I have
friends who can't afford Macs too. It's a
natural reaction. |
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Our ibook also seems to be bullet proof. Why the discrepency in the quality of the smackintosh product line? Does reputation mean anything anymore? What about consistancy? |
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//underperforming, pretty, piece of shit
fruit machine lasts forever// ''The lady
doth protest too much, methinks". I
know you're no lady, but this is girl talk
of the first order. I detect jealousy....
meeeeaaowwww - my claws are sharper
than yours! |
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