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[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
cut and shut
[po, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
||Who are the people, [Farmer John]?
||Are you sure that's how that Limo was made?
||It just said "Jorie & I".