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Unfortunately, being a vertebrate has many flaws. Except for the pretzel-flexible inclined, being able touch your spine with your hands is difficult. One consequence of this flaw is not being able to apply lotion on your back. All too often, we wake up, shower, apply cosmetic products and are forced
to skip our back region because of our evolutionary deficeincies.
I propose a solution to this daily problem. LotionPoo is a combination of shampoo, conditioner and skin moisturizer. After applying LotionPoo to your hair, the suds which drip down your body after lathering in your hair will also moisturize your skin. Thus, leaving hair, body, and skin pristine and moisturized. Never will you go to work again with dry hands, or itchy legs. Your back skin will also thank you for the many years of neglect.
Cowface posture
http://www.sachyoga...0in%20Padmasana.jpg
A possible solution, but don't "end-gain". [nineteenthly, Apr 22 2005]
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This is moisturizing shower gel, isn't it? |
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Why "-Poo"?
It's OK, but if you practice the Gomukhasana, the Hatha Yoga cowface posture, there may be no part of your back you can't touch. See link. |
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I mistook you for darkboy114. |
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I think that 'poo' is a little unappealing, even of it isn't really poo. Now THAT would be gross. |
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Bad name. I pictured fecal facewash. Not good. |
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Ok, so I wasn't the only one who pictured that? Thanks for the reassurance, jtp. |
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Why the hell is the word "poo" even in it? |
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based on shampoo and real poo |
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Ah... shampoo... it makes sense now. Thanks for that insight, po! |
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