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Luggage
Radio controlled, motorized luggage | |
Why should moving your luggage be like a trip to Gold's Gym? Take ordinary radio-control car technology, attach a hitch, and have the car tow the luggage! For kicks, you can have smash-up derbies in front of the check-in desk. Who said air travel had to be boring.
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Just build it into the suitcase, make the outer surface of the suitcase/briefcase from PV material and slip an electric motor into the axle assembly of each wheel. Radio control unit and Voila! |
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Problem: Too easy to rig a radio-controlled bomb into the thing as an afterthought. |
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They're usually concerned about the "bomb" part, not the "radio-controlled" part. |
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But it would take a lot of concentration to steer, and it would be likely to tip over, and the mechanism would make it doubly heavy when you do need to pick it up. |
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Isn't this what skycaps are for? |
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Program in some Butt Recognition Scanning capability, so it could take a digitised image of its owner's butt. Then it would just have to look up, match your butt with the one in memory and it could follow you wherever you went. |
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Small, mobile, sniffs butts? Why not just get a little dog, train it *really* well, and strap a suitcase to one of those vest things you see on little old ladies' pooches. |
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Sorry waugs. I didn't realise I had rebaked your shopping cart idea. Must've missed it in the melee. |
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